How I Finally Stopped My Towels From Taking Over the Bathroom (After Way Too Many Disasters)
Right, so picture this – I’m standing in my bathroom last month, soaking wet from the shower, and I open what used to be our towel cupboard only to have…
Right, so picture this – I’m standing in my bathroom last month, soaking wet from the shower, and I open what used to be our towel cupboard only to have…
Right, so picture this: me, stood in my matchbox-sized downstairs toilet last month, holding what can only be described as the most aggressively geometric wallpaper known to mankind, wondering if…
The sound of proper sibling warfare coming through a bathroom door at half past seven in the morning – that’s when you know you’ve made some questionable life choices. Happened…
Danny’s mum rang at half past ten last Thursday night, absolutely beside herself. “Sarah love, I’ve just told my sister she can stay for the weekend and then remembered your…
You know what’s properly humbling? Standing in what’s technically classified as a “powder room” but feels more like someone installed a toilet in a broom cupboard and called it a…
Right, so I need to tell you about the most depressing room in my flat when I first bought it. The bathroom was… well, calling it a bathroom is generous.…
I’ll be honest, I used to think half bathrooms were just these afterthought spaces – stick a loo and a sink in a cupboard under the stairs, paint it magnolia,…
Right, so picture this – it’s half past two in the morning and I’m lying in bed listening to what sounds like Niagara Falls every time someone upstairs flushes their…