Oh god, the first time I saw our ensuite I genuinely thought there’d been some kind of mistake. Like maybe the estate agent had accidentally opened a cupboard instead of…
Right, so this might sound mental, but I’ve become completely obsessed with three-bedroom house plans. Not in a weird way – well, maybe slightly weird – but in a “I’ve…
Right, so picture this: me, stood in my matchbox-sized downstairs toilet last month, holding what can only be described as the most aggressively geometric wallpaper known to mankind, wondering if…
Danny’s mum rang at half past ten last Thursday night, absolutely beside herself. “Sarah love, I’ve just told my sister she can stay for the weekend and then remembered your…
You know what’s properly humbling? Standing in what’s technically classified as a “powder room” but feels more like someone installed a toilet in a broom cupboard and called it a…
Right, so I need to tell you about the most depressing room in my flat when I first bought it. The bathroom was… well, calling it a bathroom is generous.…
I’ll be honest, I used to think half bathrooms were just these afterthought spaces – stick a loo and a sink in a cupboard under the stairs, paint it magnolia,…