I was lying in bed last week, probably avoiding marking year 9 homework if I’m being honest, when it hit me – our bedroom doesn’t feel ridiculously cramped anymore. We’re…
My bedroom was basically a place I went to sleep and that was it. Bed, dresser, bit of floor space… done. Looked exactly like those show flats developers create, you…
Right, so picture this: I’m standing in our tiny bathroom in Bulwell at half past seven in the morning, and I’ve just watched my entire skincare routine cascade off the…
Right, so I’m stood in my bedroom this morning trying to get dressed and I’ve got about eighteen inches between the bed and wardrobe to manoeuvre in. Proper comedy shuffle…
God, small bedrooms are the worst, aren’t they? I’m talking about those rooms where you open the door and immediately feel claustrophobic, where the estate agent probably described it as…
You know that feeling when you step out of the shower and your bathroom floor basically becomes a death trap? Yeah, I lived that reality for about eighteen months when…
My bedroom is basically a cupboard with delusions of grandeur. Seriously, I measured it once and it’s smaller than the office space they give you at most companies. When I…
You know what’s properly annoying? When you’re half-asleep, reaching for your phone charger, and you’ve got to basically contort yourself into some sort of human pretzel just to reach the…
Right, I need to tell you about the moment I realised I’d been completely wrong about powder rooms. Was at my mate Emma’s house last month for her birthday do,…
Right, so picture this – you’re balanced on the edge of your bed trying to put socks on while simultaneously preventing your morning coffee from launching itself onto the floor.…