You know that feeling when you walk into someone’s bathroom and it’s so blindingly white and sterile that you half expect a nurse to appear with a clipboard? Yeah, well,…
Honestly, when did we all decide that bathrooms need to look like hospital corridors? I was scrolling through Pinterest the other day – procrastinating on grouting the shower if I’m…
Right, so picture this – I’m standing in my bathroom last month, soaking wet from the shower, and I open what used to be our towel cupboard only to have…
Right, so picture this: me, stood in my matchbox-sized downstairs toilet last month, holding what can only be described as the most aggressively geometric wallpaper known to mankind, wondering if…
The sound of proper sibling warfare coming through a bathroom door at half past seven in the morning – that’s when you know you’ve made some questionable life choices. Happened…
You know what’s properly humbling? Standing in what’s technically classified as a “powder room” but feels more like someone installed a toilet in a broom cupboard and called it a…
Right, so I need to tell you about the most depressing room in my flat when I first bought it. The bathroom was… well, calling it a bathroom is generous.…
Right, so picture this – it’s half past two in the morning and I’m lying in bed listening to what sounds like Niagara Falls every time someone upstairs flushes their…
I’ll be honest, I used to think half bathrooms were just these afterthought spaces – stick a loo and a sink in a cupboard under the stairs, paint it magnolia,…