Right, so picture this: I’m standing in our tiny bathroom in Bulwell at half past seven in the morning, and I’ve just watched my entire skincare routine cascade off the…
You know that feeling when you walk into a space and just think “yes, this is it”? Had that exact moment about three weeks ago when I was nosing around…
You know when you walk into a room and everything just feels… wrong? Not obviously wrong, but like someone’s arranged furniture without actually thinking about how people live in spaces.…
You know what used to drive me absolutely mental? Opening our bathroom cabinet and watching my face cream tumble out because I’d somehow managed to stack everything like a really…
God, small bedrooms are the worst, aren’t they? I’m talking about those rooms where you open the door and immediately feel claustrophobic, where the estate agent probably described it as…
Right, I need to tell you about the moment I realised I’d been completely wrong about powder rooms. Was at my mate Emma’s house last month for her birthday do,…
Standing in my mate’s hallway last Tuesday, I could hear the chaos coming from upstairs – running water, something that sounded like a small explosion, and then her ten-year-old shouting…
I was balanced on a wonky stepladder, scraping off what looked like twenty years’ worth of grout stains, when my neighbour Claire knocked on the door. She’d popped round to…
You know that moment when you’re trying to get ready in a tiny bathroom and the door keeps getting in your way? I lived that nightmare for months in our…
You know what’s mad? I spent three months obsessing over our bathroom renovation – watching endless YouTube videos about grouting techniques, driving Danny mental with tile samples scattered across the…