My bedroom was basically a place I went to sleep and that was it. Bed, dresser, bit of floor space… done. Looked exactly like those show flats developers create, you…
Right, so the bedroom in my flat is basically a cupboard. No windows, sits smack in the middle of the building surrounded by other people’s walls, and when I first…
My bedroom is basically a cupboard with delusions of grandeur. Seriously, I measured it once and it’s smaller than the office space they give you at most companies. When I…
You know what’s properly annoying? When you’re half-asleep, reaching for your phone charger, and you’ve got to basically contort yourself into some sort of human pretzel just to reach the…
I was at my mate James’s place last month using his bathroom, and something just clicked. The space wasn’t doing that weird performative masculinity thing — you know, the leather…
I’m standing in my bathroom at half past six in the morning, electric toothbrush buzzing away, looking at these blue walls that I painted three years ago when I was…
That horrible damp towel smell hit me like a wall when I walked into my bathroom last Tuesday morning. You know the one I mean – that musty, slightly sour…
Right, so picture this – you’re balanced on the edge of your bed trying to put socks on while simultaneously preventing your morning coffee from launching itself onto the floor.…
Right, so at 6 AM this morning I’m padding barefoot to the bathroom and I’m struck by how warm my feet feel on the floor. Weird thing to notice, you…
You know that awkward morning dance couples do in tiny bathrooms? Yeah, we were championship level at that. Every single weekday at half past seven, me trying to brush my…